Welcome to DORKY DANCE FITNESS!
You’ll be laughing, crying (due to laughter) and sweating your pants off…while also getting a TOTAL BODY WORKOUT!
Give it a whirl in person, online or book a private event and we will come to YOU!
PERKS OF DORKY DANCE:
• Laughter, pure joy and more laughter! Lots of laughs with more laughing on top. Like an ice cream sundae of laughter. Mmmm!
• Cardio and strength training to tone the body and build muscle. So much muscle! You’re gonna get mega buff!
• Sweating! Grab a sweatband, cause you’ll be sweating out toxins right and left!
• Increased metabolism, calorie blasting, heart rate, weight loss, general happiness, self love, empowerment, prizes, kittens, back massages, compliments, sunshine, cool breeze, rainbows…
Dorky Dance Fitness is hotter than a bottle of hot sauce that got put in the oven and then lit on fire and then covered in lava.
It’s like a workout in disguise cause you’re having so much FUN!
“Sadye is an inspirational teacher who makes fitness fun and accessible to everyone, but still manages to give us all an incredible workout. She gives us all permission to love music, love movement, love getting down and love getting sweaty.”
DeannaFleysher
“Sadye Osterloh is inspiringly and motivatingly hilarious! I regularly leave feeling more empowered and capable of anything! Her descriptions of dance moves not only has you laughing out loud, but manages to carry deeper messages of kindness, confidence, and positivity. This class is good for inner AND outer strength… it’s like a sweaty massage for my soul!
? Thank you Sadye Osterloh!”
Della Plaster
DORKY DANCE FITNESS OFFERS SPECIALIZED ONLINE CLASSES, LESSONS & WORKSHOPS FOR HOMESCHOOL GROUPS, PHYSICAL EDUCATION CLASSES, CORPORATE EVENTS, RETIREMENT COMMUNITIES, STUDENT GROUPS & MORE!
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Dorky Dance Fitness stands in solidarity with Black Lives Matter and the protestors across the country calling for an end to police brutality, white supremacy, and accountability for the police officers and white civilians that murdered George Floyd, Ahmaud Aubrey, Breonna Taylor, Sean Reed, Tony McDade, and the other Black Americans who have faced violence while living in a country founded on white supremacy.
We welcome and support the much-needed discussions ignited by the Black Lives Matter movement. We particularly stand together with all those who are speaking out about structural and systemic racism embedded in institutions, organizations, communities, and various other facets of society.
We are part of a society where the lives of Black, Indigenous, and other People of Color continue to be blighted by structural racism, lack of opportunity, health disparities, and direct violence by agents of the state and others. We are dedicated to actively working to work internally and externally to dismantle the culture of white supremacy in the United States.
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